Fellow allies, we cannot just sit back and watch that barbaric Axis do whatever they want!
It is time for us, the allies, to save the world!
Let's fight together for justice!
We must bring down out hammer of justice on the evil Axis powers!
Krautz
Italy
Japan
England
France
Russia
China
Anyways, for starters, we'll go for the weak-looking Italy!
HETALIA
Well then, let's begin the meeting to discuss defeating the evil Axis.
I'm the chairman, so you guys better listen up.
Mumble mumble mumble so this mumble mumble...
Munch munch with Italy and now munch munch....
Mumble seriously mumble mumble...
Hey, I can't even understand what you're saying!
Quit eating and talking at the same time!
Oh right, you're an idiot.
Well, I won't eat burgers so that you'll be able to understand me.
Alright, so after thinking, I-slurrrrrrp slurrrrrp slurrrp...
...in other words, I'm the hero!
Shut the hell up.
Look Germany, it's my big brother Romano!
Isn't he cool?
Hm. Well, I'm Germany. Pleasure to meet you.
I'm the northern half, and he's the southern half.
We were occupied separately, so my brother has been with big brother Spain longer than with me.
Come on, say hi.
Eat bullets, potato freak.
That was rude, brother!
D-D-Dammit! Cut that out!
Hey! Let go of me!
Another troublesome one, eh?
HETALIA
Hey, you macho potato.
I won't forgive you for tricking my stupid brother.
Hm? What do you need?
Don't play dumb, you bastard!
It's your fault that he only eats Wurst now!
Oh yeah, quit raiding my house in swarms during the summertime! It's scary, dammit!
And I also stepped on rabbit poop earlier. This is all your fault!!
Now wait just a second. Some of that isn't even my-
Shut the hell up.
I'm going to strip those annoying muscles off you, once and for all!
Die, bastard!
Phew, I was able to get to enemy territory without being noticed.
I'm going to give Germany a little surprise.
Oh God, it's France!
Protect me, you idiot!
Crap, it's Germany!!
HETALIA
Hey hey, potato freak!
You better be amazed at this, you bastard!
What is it this time?
Make it quick.
Today, I've prepared a secret weapon to get my revenge on you!
Ta-daa!
How uncool!
You've got a mustache!
A round potato with a mustache like this really cracks me up!
Yeah.
From here, it looks like you're the one with the mustache.
A-Are you serious?!
Don't look! Don't look, dammit!!
HETALIA
Dammit!
I showed my embarrassing side to a guy like that! Dammit!
Oh don't cry, brother.
Germany probably doesn't think anything of it.
And also, Germany is a really nice guy!
He helps me out when I'm in a pinch, and he can also tie shoelaces.
He's really built and really muscular!
When summer comes around, he's going to come to my house and we're going to pitch a tent in the park!
Yeah, he's a really funny guy!
So please, don't be afraid of him.
Veneciano...
[Italy Veneciano] Italy's full name
Say, wanna praise me like that too?
I hate you!!
Where are you going, brother?
Chibitalia
I'm home.
I've conquered-
I-Italy is at my house?!
I'm sorry!
I'll do anything, just please don't hit me!
Huh? What?
Yay! I did it!
Hooray!
Quiet down.
Until next time...
nee nee papa wain choudai Hey hey papa, give me wine!
nee nee mama nee nee mama Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
mukashi ni tabeta boroneeze no I can't forget that taste
ano aji ga wasurerarenainda of the bolognese I ate before!
maru kaite chikyuu Draw a circle, there's Earth!
boku hetalia I'm Hetalia!
aa hitofude de Ah, a fabulous world,
mieru subarashii sekai that can be seen with a paintbrush.
nagagutsu de kanpai da Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia